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Dating Trend: Sterlings Will Only Break Your Heart

If there is a "Sterling" filter for online dating, use it. Save yourself.

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This week, former LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling proved that he was the worst boyfriend ever and now he doesn’t even own a basketball team anymore. But he’s only one in a long line of men named “Sterling” who are hard-wired to let down womankind. Here are some more awful Sterlings, and consider this your warning to steer clear of any and all future Sterlings:

Roger Sterling

A man on a desperate search for himself or just a really enlightened boner. He seems carefree, but he probably has herpes, like, thirty times over.

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Sterling Archer

Total cad, voracious idiot, adult baby.

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Sterling Holloway*

The original voice of Winnie the Pooh and probably a nice guy — until he starts talking dirty to you in the Pooh voice. But it’s cool if you like that. We just wanted to warn you.

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Steel Sterling

Superman wannabe with major daddy issues and an “electrolyzed tongue.” It only seems like a good idea.

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*Does not deserve to be on this list.

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