A lot of important things happened this week but because you’ve reach your article (let’s be real: street-style photo gallery) limit on the Times, you’re just a touch out of touch. Thankfully Twitter is filled with funny ladies who can both educate you and, most importantly, make you laugh.
GWYNETH IS GETTING DIVORCED AND SHE CAN’T LISTEN TO COLDPLAY TO GET HER THROUGH IT, I MEAN IM MAKING HER A PLAYLIST NOW BUT UGH
— Alexandra Fiber (@alexandrafiber) March 25, 2014
Chris Martin: I’m only sorry I couldn’t– Gwyneth: Don’t say it– Chris Martin: Fix you.
— Michelle Markowitz (@michmarkowitz) March 25, 2014
I’m worried that all the debate over Nick Cannon in whiteface is taking away attention from updates about the Drumline sequel
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) March 26, 2014
Taco Bell has been serving breakfast for years. It’s that thing that’s in my car when I wake up, also in my car
— Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) March 28, 2014
p cool how the starbucks logo is a low key misandrist icon, drink up dudes she wants to lure you to your death
— Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@pushinghoops) March 28, 2014
this whole case would be more enjoyable if everyone reporting on it insisted on calling it "Hooby Looby"
— Dana Bell (@danacbell) March 27, 2014