At this point in our relationship you should know that there are only three things to which I am entirely vulnerable: Christopher Meloni in a comedic role, Gina Gershon’s mouth (see also: Gina Gershon’s biceps, Gina Gershon in oil-stained tank tops, and Gina Gershon’s slightly smug, withering gaze), and all-lady get-togethers that are reminiscent of sleepovers. Thus I barely survived the latest episode of Funny Lady Film Club in which the ladies discuss the lesbian neo-noir Bound. I’m being brought to a country home; the doctor said the brisk air should balance my humors. Please don’t fret for me. Watch on!