It could be argued that learning how to do a backflip is payment enough for the underpaid, benefit-less NFL cheerleaders, but it would probably be a pretty lame argument. According to this Last Week Tonight segment, NFL cheerleaders are paid less than the nightmare-inducing team mascots, even though these are human beings who TOSS THEMSELVES INTO THE AIR WITHOUT ANY FORM OF PROTECTION. Oh, but you know what NFL cheerleaders get in spades? Instructions on how to deal with their periods! Ha Ha! It’s actually pretty funny if you completely disregard all the instances of blatant sexism and discrimination in the work place. Looks like a a job for L-I-L-Y L-E-D-B-E-T-T-E-R!
Laugh to Keep From Crying: NFL Cheerleader Edition
Hip! Hip! Not going to pay for your hip injuries!