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Lesson: A Lie Isn’t Believable When It Involves a Lonely Sheet Cake

Because no one just abandons a sheet cake. No one.

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We can’t always be on time. Even if we want to — even if we truly intend to be the first one at the bar this time, sometimes things come up. Usually those things are finding an errant hair growing out of our chin, plucking and picking at our face for twenty minutes, going into our bedroom to find our shoes, getting hypnotized by an episode of Inside Edition, and finding ourselves leaving our apartment an hour after we intended. But our friends don’t have to know that. Just make sure that when you lie, you lie well. Don’t follow in Small Medium Tall’s footsteps.

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