Teens! When are they going to realize that their lives are meaningless and that these years of lip gloss and crushes will just fly by, leaving no lasting impression? Oh, perhaps they’ve already realized that. Perhaps they know that our existence on this Earth is reliant only to how we perceive it and that time is a conceptual quantity conditional to the location of the observer. Well then — I guess I’ll just keep hiding indoors, avoiding teens at all cost.