Well, pack your bags, folks! We all had fun mastering the rules of improv, narrowing our standup down to a tight ten minutes, and investing in some hilarious wigs, but it’s all over now. A seven-year-old girl has mapped out the steps to succeeding in comedy and now your sketch class is sure to be flooded with hop-ons.
Your only choice is to either head back to your hometown and get a job at the DQ or start eating tiny food with huge silverware. It’s up to you, but know that the golden days are fuckin’ over, man.