We would never speak ill of Beyoncé: she is the Queen, we cannot get enough of her, everyone else is just the McDonald’s kid’s meal toy version of her exquisiteness. But say we did express a negative opinion about Beysus — which we NEVER WOULD, this is a HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION — there would be serious repercussions. During this weekend’s Saturday Night Live, host Andrew Garfield found this out the hard way.
Thou Shalt Not Take Beyoncé’s Name in Vain, or The Beygency Will Get You
They're always listening. They never sleep. They be all night -- inside your closet, waiting.