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Thou Shalt Not Take Beyoncé’s Name in Vain, or The Beygency Will Get You

They're always listening. They never sleep. They be all night -- inside your closet, waiting.


We would never speak ill of Beyoncé: she is the Queen, we cannot get enough of her, everyone else is just the McDonald’s kid’s meal toy version of her exquisiteness. But say we did express a negative opinion about Beysus — which we NEVER WOULD, this is a HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION — there would be serious repercussions. During this weekend’s Saturday Night Live, host Andrew Garfield found this out the hard way.

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