Are women funny? Who knows. Do women exist? Who can say. Who is buying all these hair ties? Maybe men with buns. No-one can tell.
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) May 14, 2014
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— RichTapestryHomieK_1 (@HiK_Bye) May 14, 2014
faving my RTs and not my tweets is a form of cyber bullying
— LOLDRIANA (@slave2thefav) May 13, 2014
M'butt's looking cute tonight! Someone take a picture so I can make me a locket!
— Rosa Pasquarella (@what_Rosa_said) May 14, 2014
my for some reashon all my inner thoulghts are in that ol' nineteen fouhties haullywoold accshent today kid! lol *sigh* am i having a stroke
— rap game glenna (@glenna_opt) May 13, 2014
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) May 14, 2014
Being famous seems terrible think about all the shitty dreams of shitty ppl you have to be in
— Babs Gray Comedian69 (@BabsGray) May 13, 2014
Siri, where are the decent men?
— jacqueline carbajal (@jackiecarbajal) May 14, 2014
horny but not fuck an open mic-er horny
— Alison Stevenson (@JustAboutGlad) May 13, 2014
There's a reason the song doesn't go "if you're happy and you know it, tweet at 1 am."
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) May 14, 2014