Acting is a great thing to try if you’ve ever wondered how many people in a city look kind of like you.
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) April 14, 2014
C’mon. Isn’t a #bloodmoon basically just a regular moon with a better Instagram filter?
— Alyssa Hertzig (@alyssahertzig) April 15, 2014
Love when Mariah Carey hits that note where it sounds like I left my car door open
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) April 14, 2014
I get the feeling straight white men are here to stay
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) April 14, 2014
if my dog can play dead to avoid socialising so can i
— natalie mooney (@nataliejmooney) April 13, 2014
Who’s trying to stain all this steel in the first place?
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) April 14, 2014
Charging $60 to check 2 bags is still the grossest thing US Airways has done.
— Vanessa Ramos (@thatRamosgirl) April 14, 2014
Would be cool if there were a morning-after pill for entire pizzas.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) April 9, 2014
To be fair to @USAirways, that is often referred to as a "landing strip"
— Glenn Boozan (@boozan) April 14, 2014