“in conclusion, any true weezer fan can see that tusk is fleetwood mac’s pinkerton!” “miss, please leave our house before we call the cops”
— mary houlihan (@maryhoulie) April 17, 2014
What idiot called it an all you can eat buffet and not an infinity scarf?
— Katherine Weldon (@CatsForDinnerz) April 16, 2014
Worried about my Mother pic.twitter.com/16HiWn0FWw
— Lauren F. (@saidbylauren) April 16, 2014
I’m pretty extreme so I never do my taxes…I Dew them. *rides a BMX bike into the sunset*
— Jenn Tisdale (@Jenn_Tisdale) April 16, 2014
According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business.
— Amber (@Amburglar_) April 16, 2014
Ugh. The Kiss Cam caught me eating a Dodger Dog again.
— Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) April 17, 2014
When I text you the arrow pointing right w/the word SOON emoji, the skull emoji is implied.
— RichTapestryHomieK_1 (@HiK_Bye) April 17, 2014
I perform trust falls on a buffet line.
— Jamie K. Burns (@JaKriBu) April 15, 2014