What is Sad Kanye Thinking About?

One of these things surely

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  • I definitely left the fridge door open. All that ice cream is ruined.
  • How are they gonna top True Detective  Season 1. I don’t think it’s gonna happen. It’s gonna be a let down.
  • Should have included helmets in my fashion line.
  • Damn, I don’t know if Lindsay Lohan is ever going to get her groove back.
  • I can’t believe Kim doesn’t think 9/11 was an inside job. I mean, I don’t believe it, but I’ll entertain the theory.
  • There’s gotta be a way to turn off the read receipt on Facebook.
  • Everyone’s gonna know I used lady-deodorant today because I forgot mine at home.
  • Can’t fuckin’ believe North’s first words weren’t “Yeezus”
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